This is serious folks, I am the subject of a fatal attraction.
It's no joke being this handsome, it brings much responsibility. It happened that Maisie and I were taking daddy for his usual walk in the park about three weeks ago when what should appear but a vision of loveliness in the shape of a pug named Penny!
You know how it is guys, there she was looking all rounded and womanly, giving me the eye ....actually the eyes were looking in different directions.... but I digress, she was all pug!!
I swear she winked as we passed.
Well Maisie is pretty sharp and she spotted the rival straight off. She begand shrieking and making a big fuss, didn't let up for a week...... hussey this and tart that, she was after reminding me that one false move on my part and she'll find a use for the tree shaped squeaky toy we got for Christmas!
Anyway she finished off by telling me that Penny (she spat the name out) would not look as enticing with frayed ears and a wonky tail.
Gosh, the passions I evoke eh? Then she smiled.......it was scary, see for yourselves.
There has been a lot of panting in the house lately, not passion I hasten to add, just the weather being unkind to pugs...75 in the shade yesterday!
It takes style to look good in that heat but I pride myself that I manage adequately. See you soon x
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